"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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