i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
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He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
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He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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