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i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
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