you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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