I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
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So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
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You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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