He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Two words: nipple clamps
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