youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
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he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
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So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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