idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
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We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
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I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love