Just mADE A PArabola og urine
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
How does one acquire holy water?
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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