This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
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I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
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Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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