I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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