There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
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Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
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It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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