erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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