White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
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