I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
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Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
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I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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