yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
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I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
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He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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