whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
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I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
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He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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