k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
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