i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
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Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
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It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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