I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
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I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
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Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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