doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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