He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
i think i just lost a toe
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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