My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Randomize
