He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
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Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Mom said you looked used
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
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Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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