Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
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If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
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Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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