Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
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So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
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I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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