Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
