:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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