I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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