Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Randomize
