So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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