I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
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sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
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So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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