I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
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I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
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It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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