i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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