is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
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He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
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1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
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