3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
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ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
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I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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