Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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