Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
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literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
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Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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