we have pet lesbian snakes
grandma shit on top of the toilet
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
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Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
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but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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