Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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