I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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