omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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