his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
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