wat bout pragnant strippers??
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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