brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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