Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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