Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
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did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
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That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I want a musical about memes.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
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