His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
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I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
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Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
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