when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
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Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
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I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
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