Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
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Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
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i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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