he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
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Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
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A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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