absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
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I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
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You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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